'Love' is a powerful term that should only be used to describe the way you feel about McNuggets, your dog, and that-person-you-met-during-Freshers-week-who-you-just-knew-would-be-your-BBFL. You're sensible, you know this. You can't just throw the term 'love' around willy nilly like it's nothing more than the release of oxytocin and serotonin in your brain. Love is totes special, and that's why you can't use that word to describe how you feel for them. You know, them? The way you feel about them is somewhere on the treacherous scale between a Facebook like and a marriage proposal, but you're not quite sure where. You can't say 'I love you' because you don't, and you can't say 'I don't love you' because then they might stop buying you things. So what can you say?
Fear no more! A new selection of cards has been released in time for Valentine's Day that are the perfect gift for that person you're with (but not with, you know?)
For the sex-ex:
For the one who makes you cry:
For the one that broke your heart:
For the one that's there:
For the one who doesn't look as good in daylight: